Champagne Socialist

I wanna be a champagne socialist Spotlight on me I'm going to have to censor you If you disagree with me

I want to meet Prince Harry And Meghan Markle too Most of all I want to educate you

I've just moved to Primrose Hill Crossed that thin line I'd save some of my pity for you If I had the time

Still, there's sourdough, smoked salmon to buy Dinner parties to host They say you only live once You better make the most

I'll name the charity after me You can all donate I'll photograph my holiday So you all know it was great

I'll say I'm supporting business When I buy designer clothes Then I'll claim government aid Put my staff on furlough

I'll take the time to sell you advice On how to make ends meet I'll cancel you for your own good If I see hate speech

The country was built on injustice Let's tear down the system I'll live off my inheritance Join you on the mission

I wanna be a champagne socialist Left is in this year Leopards can't change their spots I'm a chameleon, dear

When I tire of London I'll jet off to LA They say you've got to travel a lot If you're fighting for change