Christmas Turkey

Drank all the egg nog, made me feel squiffy

Overindulged till I felt dizzy All the pleasure went straight to my head

Woke up hours later, tucked up in bed Thought to myself, “how did I get here?”, my memory is murky She said, “You’re a fool but I love you, you’re my Christmas turkey”

Ate all the mince pies, filled up my belly Drank so much beer, it made my breath smelly Wrapping the presents late by the tree, my love came down to kiss me She caught a whiff and cried, “You stink, your breath is rather quirky, if you don’t sober up quick you’ll be left with cold turkey”

Christmas turkey, you got me feeling so perky You’re my lovely Christmas turkey

You got me feeling so perky tonight

My new Christmas trousers started getting tight in a matter of hours

My Yuletide greed could not be stopped

All of a sudden my trouser button popped I’ll give you some advice for free, don’t stuff yourself like a Christmas turkey