Enormous Vocabulary

It’s big, it’s something I’m proud of I’ll get it out, you’ll see Take a look at my massive, enormous vocabulary It’s long, stretches out as far as the eye can see It couldn’t be any bigger, there’s no need to flatter me It’s versatile, can use it whenever I please

Adapt it when and how I feel I need It drives the ladies crazy Leads men to jealousy You’ll run out of tape if you try to measure me

It was too big for your wife, yours is smaller I see You had to tell me to zip it because she couldn’t handle me I don’t need to compensate with anything flashy It’s all I need to show off, don’t need Louis V

I can hold a conversation with Lisa Ann you see I show all the ladies my Oxford dictionary You can ask anyone who’s ever been with me About the size of my vocabulary