Hey Mr Clipboard

He’s so very important, he keeps the people safe He makes sure the important ones don’t have to wait He’ll regularly update you if the queue is really long He’s always in the right, never in the wrong

Hey Mr Clipboard, won’t you let me in? My friends are all inside the club, my mind’s in tailspin Hey Mr Clipboard, won’t you make it right? I’ll wait here in the cold all night

He liked the look of all my friends, seems he missed me He’s charging me a tenner and let them all in for free

Hey Mr Clipboard, won’t you let me in? My friends are all inside the club, my mind’s in tailspin Hey Mr Clipboard, won’t you make it right? I’ll wait here in the cold all night

Mr Clipboard, won’t you let me in? My friends are all inside the club, my mind’s in tailspin Hey Mr Clipboard, won’t you make it right? I’ll wait here in the cold all night